I hung up with man from Faceatime the other night and sent him a text, “you sneaking the stache back on me?” I have let my lack of love show in the mustache category.
His reply: “It’s November.”

So I keep forgetting I mustache him a question…”Are you trying to be trendy, Baby or is the ‘mo just to raise awareness of men’s health issues?”

http://www.popsugar.com/fitness/Let-Grow-Parody-Movember-36049304

I’m pretty sure I know the answer.